Children Included on List of Inauguration Security Threats

Inauguration day? Leave the brats at home—it ain't day care. "Officials are banning all strollers and backpacks and make a point of saying on their Web site that 'there are no childcare facilities provided to attendees,'" reports the Washington Post . We, for one, support this. Obama scores one point in the "We hate your Kids /babies in bars" meme! But seriously, those strollers could contain bombs dressed as babies: According to the Senate's official inauguration website, , "Due to increased security and space constraints, strollers are not permitted on the Capitol grounds." Greg Allen, a New York father of two (and blogger, of course) complains, "It's like, 'No history for you, kids,' " Nope. That's what TV is for!